Rules
HOW TO FILE A “CAN’T FIND THE STASH” REQUEST (AND NOT GET IGNORED):
(Don’t make Dave toss a frying pan at you )
SEND THIS, POINT BY POINT:
🧾 Order number
The exact address the bot gave you (FORWARDED MESSAGE ONLY, no copy-paste, or your brain goes BOOM )
Photos from the location (and I mean a few — multiple angles, like you're in a crime scene drama )
Description of the stash site when you arrived (Was it sketchy? Dug up? Full of raccoons?)
ADDRESS NOT MATCHING PHOTOS OR COORDINATES?
Here’s what you gotta do if things aren’t lining up:
Take 4 photos of the area WITH visible GPS coordinates
Coordinates must match the ones in your order — EXACTLY.
Use Notecam if you're on Android, or Solocator if you're rocking iOS.
Try to match the angle the courier used — walk in their shoes, become one with the drop.
YOU GOT 3 HOURS after purchase to send this stuff. After that, Dave’s gone fishing.
WHY YOU MIGHT GET DENIED (AND LEFT STASHLESS):
‼‼ READ THIS IF YOU DON’T WANNA CRY LATER ‼‼
We reserve the right to deny any request, clarification, or solution without explanation. Dave’s vibes decide.
Complaints (lost drops, short weight, etc.) are accepted within 3 hours ONLY, and in DISOUTE ONLY. DMs = no help. ONLY DISPUTE
DO NOT share drop info with anyone else. Do it once, and you’re cut off for good.
Bad reviews, attitude, insults, being a jerk — automatic disqualification from stash assistance.
Send photos late, like 3+ hours later? You’re too late, buddy. We only help if you snap it right then and there
NO RE-DROP ON A RE-DROP.
You dig once. You mess it up — you’re planting potatoes, not finding treasure. 🥔
🧠 Dave has spoken. Stay sharp, stay weird, and remember:
Don’t be a veggie in the garden of hustle! 🤙
(Don’t make Dave toss a frying pan at you )
SEND THIS, POINT BY POINT:
🧾 Order number
The exact address the bot gave you (FORWARDED MESSAGE ONLY, no copy-paste, or your brain goes BOOM )
Photos from the location (and I mean a few — multiple angles, like you're in a crime scene drama )
Description of the stash site when you arrived (Was it sketchy? Dug up? Full of raccoons?)
ADDRESS NOT MATCHING PHOTOS OR COORDINATES?
Here’s what you gotta do if things aren’t lining up:
Take 4 photos of the area WITH visible GPS coordinates
Coordinates must match the ones in your order — EXACTLY.
Use Notecam if you're on Android, or Solocator if you're rocking iOS.
Try to match the angle the courier used — walk in their shoes, become one with the drop.
YOU GOT 3 HOURS after purchase to send this stuff. After that, Dave’s gone fishing.
WHY YOU MIGHT GET DENIED (AND LEFT STASHLESS):
‼‼ READ THIS IF YOU DON’T WANNA CRY LATER ‼‼
We reserve the right to deny any request, clarification, or solution without explanation. Dave’s vibes decide.
Complaints (lost drops, short weight, etc.) are accepted within 3 hours ONLY, and in DISOUTE ONLY. DMs = no help. ONLY DISPUTE
DO NOT share drop info with anyone else. Do it once, and you’re cut off for good.
Bad reviews, attitude, insults, being a jerk — automatic disqualification from stash assistance.
Send photos late, like 3+ hours later? You’re too late, buddy. We only help if you snap it right then and there
NO RE-DROP ON A RE-DROP.
You dig once. You mess it up — you’re planting potatoes, not finding treasure. 🥔
🧠 Dave has spoken. Stay sharp, stay weird, and remember:
Don’t be a veggie in the garden of hustle! 🤙